Nick Saban will cause your insurance to go up
Posted on January 4th, 2007 – 10:47 AMBy Michael Rand
Deadspin.com had a funny little find this morning: A five-car accident may or may not have been caused by gawkers checking out Nick Saban’s motorcade Wednesday in Alabama. If you read the story until the end, you can draw your own conclusions, but we’re betting it really did start by a driver saying, “Golly, look at all them cars. Is that our new football coach in there?” (And chaos ensued). Sorry to offend you if you’re from the south. And, well, sorry in general.
17 Responses to "Nick Saban will cause your insurance to go up"
I want to make this perfectly clear. I do not plan on commenting on RandBall ever again. Now that I have definitively made my point I do not want to be asked any more questions about it.
I want to see one of those commericals touting the safety of some new car (VW?), that plays out during the above story.
You know the commercial with the people having a normal conversation and then they get blindsided by a dumptruck or something?
Can’t you see how that work in the above scenrio?
Bubba #1: “Shoot, look at all them there cars driving in a straight line!”
Bubba #2: “Heck, if I didn’t know better I’d say that them cars look like they are full of someone important like Larry the Cable Guy.”
Bubba #1: “You’re out of your mind, Larry the Cable Guy drives a pick-up truck. Maybe it’s the new coach of the Tide!!!”
Bubba #2: “Do you think it coul—”
Car slams into the back of the beer truck in front of them. Safe Happens.
Rocket, where have you been hiding youself? Get back out here and comment!
Golly: A highly underrated interjection.
Right up there with “Drat!”
Seriously, I’m done contributing. Please, no more questions about it.
Wonder if they are giving that good ‘ol boy a gunrack for his pickup as a signing bonus?
I would like to announce my return to RandBall. I anticipate being around for many years and competing for the COW on a regular basis. After receiving a compensation package (a Vikings media guide, a set of DVDs about the Super Bowl, some tasty chocolate) I came to realize that my heart was in commenting on RandBall.
leads mlm verified mlm leads info
leads mlm verified mlm leads info
Helo !!! You not have adult friend finder ?
Women’s and man’s, see this [url=http://friendsf.itinto.us/adultfriendfinder/][/url]
Good luck !
Helo !!! You not have adult friend finder ?
Women’s and man’s, see this [url=http://friendsf.itinto.us/adultfriendfinder/][/url]
Good luck !
Helo !!! You not have adult friend finder ?
Women’s and man’s, see this [url=http://friendsf.itinto.us/adultfriendfinder/][/url]
Good luck !
mlm online leads mlm real leads
VENEGREDINO
manda VIKTORKOT
PUTANHAMON
[url=http://google.com]manda[/url] BORISKOT
LEAD ON TO SHOW THE
Ferdy Murphy thinks the world of Kalahari King so there will be long faces in Middleham if he is
Free MLM Opt-in Leads
Good stuff. Great info. Check my site out if you get the chance.
