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Come out from under that bus, Mark Sweeney

Posted on January 12th, 2007 – 10:47 AM
By Michael Rand

Barry Bonds said he didn’t get his illicit drugs from Mark Sweeney, which was nice of him. He did not, however, deny a report that indicated he tested positive for amphetamines.

Too bad, he would have looked good in purple: Chiefs tight end Tony Gonzalez has signed a five-year extension to say with Kansas City.

A meter is a size: Yao, the big Rockets center, denied an internet report that he has dated 5-foot-2 actress Nia Long. And he did it in classic style: “I saw the news on Internet. The writer is so good at hoaxes. She’s only 1.57m. I’m 2.26m. Does it sound reasonable?”

6 Responses to "Come out from under that bus, Mark Sweeney"

Rocket says:

January 12th, 2007 at 11:05 am

Speaking of coming up short, where’s Sassbottom’s COW entry? The guy makes at least one post for every single comment and now he can’t come up with his own post? I’m not prepared to call you out this early in the day, Sassbottom, but it seems like you’re wandering around in Lameville and are looking for “For Sale” signs.

SuperRookie says:

January 12th, 2007 at 11:28 am

Burn.

I don’t know if I want to welcome this delayed response to our ultimate cool club.

Rocket, Stu and myself discussed this at our meeting. Sassbottom has 30min to come through or he is off the team.

Unless this delay is due to Randball playing with his Randballs(the game people.)Mallet.

Sassbottom says:

January 12th, 2007 at 11:42 am

Sorry, fellas … I had something come up this a.m. I came into work fashionably late, and when I arrived, I was surprised to find I actually had “work” to perform. Odd.

Anyway, RandBall has my COW. If you know what I mean.

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