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The Nutty Buddy goes mainstream

Posted on December 11th, 2007 – 12:15 PM
By Michael Rand

000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001nutty.jpgAbout 10 months ago, in this blog’s relative infancy, we had a video love of the day post on the Nutty Buddy, an athletic support device that featured its proprietor taking a pitching machine delivery right in the toast in order to prove a point about how good the cup was. Well, the times they are a changin’. The Nutty Buddy has been all over the mainstream media in recent days: CNN, Fox, MSNBC, etc. No fewer than three people have sent links about it, meaning we were fundamentally obligated to do a post about it. It’s actually kind of fun to read a serious news story about it. Here is the first part of the AP story: Mark Littell believes he has a better way to protect himself, and the former major leaguer will risk his manhood to prove it. In a video posted on YouTube, Littell is perched on a wooden pallet bracing himself as assistants aim the barrel of a pitching machine between his legs. On cue, the machine fires a baseball that smacks Littell right in the — well, you know — with a resounding whomp.
Littell stands and flexes his muscles, unfazed. “Yes sir folks,” he says into the camera. “The Nutty Buddy: It’s mean, it’s tough, and it’s right there for ya, every time.” Littell, 54, says nine seasons with the Kansas City Royals and St. Louis Cardinals helped him design an athletic cup that’s ahead of the competition. The challenge now is to convince ball players that a good cup is worth the extra money. “All people have to do is try it,” Littell says
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Lord beer us strength. Can we get one in “Hog” and one in “Mongo?” Thanks.

16 Responses to "The Nutty Buddy goes mainstream"

Stu says:

December 11th, 2007 at 12:35 pm

You kids can have your Nutty Buddies and your mp3 players and your complicated hair, but I’m here to tell you that there’s crazy money to be made for whomever can design protection for the taint.

Jon says:

December 11th, 2007 at 12:39 pm

I’m not sure what’s the funniest part of the product site. Candidates:

1. The video of Littell taking a shot in the toast.
2. Later in the video, when former Reds third baseman Chris Sabo says, quote, “taking one in the, uh, testuhclees.”
3. The sizes available (in ascending order of size: The Hammer, The Boss, The Hog, and Mongo.)
4. Constant references to “protecting the boys.”

Joker says:

December 11th, 2007 at 12:41 pm

That guy is obviously nuts.

Dave MN says:

December 11th, 2007 at 12:47 pm

“One Mongo, please.”

Stu says:

December 11th, 2007 at 12:54 pm

Chris Sabo was available. Imagine that.

Stu says:

December 11th, 2007 at 12:56 pm

The Hammer, The Boss, The Hog, and Mongo.

The You’re Not Fooling Anyone, Not Even Yourself, Son size is in Beta as we speak.

jpf says:

December 11th, 2007 at 12:57 pm

I can see that becoming the new pickup line at the bar:

Hot Woman: “Well Hello there. Are you more a hog or a MONGO?”

Man: “Hmmmm, let me show you.”

jpf says:

December 11th, 2007 at 12:58 pm

somehow my vision is accompanied by strange 70’s music…

StraightCashHomey says:

December 11th, 2007 at 1:03 pm

Never thought I’d hear Chris Sabo say “test-a-klees.” Never wanted to either, but damn if he didn’t have the sweetest buzz-cut, rec-specs combo ever.

jama says:

December 11th, 2007 at 1:15 pm

I suppose “Nutty Buddy” is a little better name for a cup than “The Nut Cracker”.

I can’t watch the video, is Sabo wearing his sweet goggles from back in the day?

Toonces51 says:

December 11th, 2007 at 1:33 pm

Mongo only pawn… in game of life.

Stu says:

December 11th, 2007 at 1:34 pm

Toonces: +1

StraightCashHomey says:

December 11th, 2007 at 1:43 pm

Sabo isn’t wearing his goggles, jama. Just some normal sunglasses that are a mere shell of the incredible, effective eye protection he wore in the day.

I love that the website for the “Nutty Buddy” is pretty much one big male-parts joke.

Dave MN says:

December 11th, 2007 at 2:47 pm

RandBall: One Big Male-Parts Joke

Paul Peter Paulos says:

December 11th, 2007 at 3:28 pm

I always hated cups. Don’t get me wrong I wore them and, obviously, for good reason, but they make you run like you have a load in your pants since if you slide or slam into someone, they seem to shift enuf out of place to be a pain in the ass…or close by. And if all this shifting action happens in the infield close to the stands, it’s a little embarrassing to dig around to straighten out the jewel case. As for this guy’s hi-tech cup, it’s not all about what kind of pitch it can block, but what happens when his cup runneth over.

Vieno66 says:

December 11th, 2007 at 3:44 pm

Toonces51!!! LOL!!! I was scrolling through the responses before posting EXACTLY what you did…I’m a ginormous “Blazing Saddles” fan. Being a woman, the only nuts I’m really interested in are the hot toasted ones (sprinkled with sugar/cinnamon) that you get on Nicollet Mall.