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Plate owners have lots of license

Posted on June 8th, 2008 – 8:42 PM
By Roadguy

Here’s my column from the Sunday paper. If you’ve already read it elsewhere, please skip on down to the comments below. Thanks.

IS OFFENSIVENESS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER?

Alert reader Paula wrote in the other day with license plates on her mind:

This morning I was behind a BMW with the license plate “GLBLWMR” — I couldn’t decide if I was more appalled that someone would be boasting about the fact that they are apparently wealthy enough to pollute the rest of the world or that MnDOT would allow this on a plate.

First, to clarify, the Minnesota Department of Transportation is in charge of gusset plates, not license plates, so Paula should direct her unhappiness accordingly.

Tom Evans, supervisor for special and impounded plates at the Department of Public Safety, notes that state law says plates can’t be “of an obscene, indecent or immoral nature, or be of a nature that would offend public morals or decency.”

According to state records, that means “PORN” and “PORNSTR” are OK, but “KIDPORN” isn’t.

“We have to walk that tightrope,” Evans says. “The state doesn’t really decide what is moral and immoral, so we do let a lot of things slide and wait for the complaint to come in. … But generally it’s just common sense.”

His office doesn’t get many such complaints, less than one a year, but when one comes in, he’ll forward the concerns to the plate-holder to give the person “a chance to explain what the message behind their plate is.”

For example, he said, a plate with the letters “OLDPEDO” was seen by a complainant as promoting pedophilia, but the owner said that “pedo” was the Spanish word for “fart,” which is allowable. (The all-English version, “OLDFART,” belongs to a 91-year-old in Blue Earth County.)

IT’S OUR PROBLEM

Alert reader Don from Alexandria has a question about the goings-on in Winona:

I’m wondering why we aren’t hearing more about the closing of the bridge from the Wisconsin side? Isn’t it their bridge, too? Are our inspectors the only people that determined whether to close the bridge down?

The Hwy. 43 bridge connects downtown Winona with an island that’s also part of Winona, while another, smaller, still-open bridge connects the island to the Wisconsin riverbank. So unlike the soon-to-repaired Blatnik Bridge between Duluth and Superior, the Winona bridge is solely Minnesota’s baby.

Workers who commute from Wisconsin to Winona are having a tough time of it, but Winona residents might be suffering more on the weekends — no quick beer runs to the Wisconsin side, where liquor sales are legal on Sundays.

20 Responses to "Plate owners have lots of license"

Jay Maynard says:

June 9th, 2008 at 3:29 am

Oh, good grief. There’s a LOT more offensive stuff one could put on a license plate than GLBLWMR. Heck, in a large part of the country, that would draw no more than an amused chuckle.

Rico Suave says:

June 9th, 2008 at 7:43 am

All right, I’ll be the dense one…

“GLBLWMR?” I don’t get it.

Kind of like the opening scene from “Reno 911″ a few years ago, where the deputies were trying to figure our vanity plates during a car chase… then they crashed.

Prof. S. says:

June 9th, 2008 at 7:45 am

I’m with Jay on this one. Kind of reminds me of one of my favorite blog posts recently.

Evil says:

June 9th, 2008 at 8:14 am

GLBLWMR = Global Warmer

Joe Schmoe says:

June 9th, 2008 at 10:19 am

Aren’t we all global warmers? You could interpret that plate a lot of ways - they’re acknowledging facts, they want other people to think about the affect of cars, or they actually enjoy being a global warmer. On a big SUV it might be a bit offensive.

double-a says:

June 9th, 2008 at 11:01 am

Oh, Globalwormer. I was seeing GLB as part of it, then LWMR. So it meant a person with an “alternative lifestyle” who owns a lawn maintenance business… GLB-Lawnmower.

Evil says:

June 9th, 2008 at 12:57 pm

I always thought critical habitat plates on huge SUVs was hilarious.

bsimon says:

June 9th, 2008 at 1:16 pm

“I always thought critical habitat plates on huge SUVs was hilarious.”

‘critical habitat’ means maintaining habitat critical for the survival of species that people like to hunt. You might notice that many of those SUVs also have ‘Ducks Unlimited’ window stickers…

Paula says:

June 9th, 2008 at 1:30 pm

Hey Roadguy - Thanks for posting my item! Prof and Jay: I am indeed an easily offended white girrrl! But that blog and double-a’s “GLB -Lawnmower” have MADE my day!

I am now laughing with you all at myself and laughing some at GLB Lawnmower as well (I am pretty sure that is what they must have intended it to mean all along and I misinterpreted it in my easily offended way)!

Evil says:

June 9th, 2008 at 3:27 pm

“‘critical habitat’ means maintaining habitat critical for the survival of species that people like to hunt. You might notice that many of those SUVs also have ‘Ducks Unlimited’ window stickers…”

I understand that…that point I was trying to make was that the purchase of the critical habitat plates (or Ducks Unlimited programs) may not be (or may be, I am not interested in arguing that point) enough to offset the negative impact the SUV has the environment.

Jeremy A says:

June 9th, 2008 at 4:16 pm

Best plate I’ve seen on a Ferrai:
55Z2LO

beaarthur says:

June 9th, 2008 at 4:39 pm

I wanted to get plates that said BEARTHR, but nixed that because I didn’t want my fellow GLBTs thinking I was a “bear” admirer…

Aaron says:

June 9th, 2008 at 8:15 pm

OK, let’s clear this up. Did GLBLWMR have a rainbow sticker on his bumper? If so, I say live and let live.

Screech says:

June 9th, 2008 at 8:43 pm

I saw one where the owner combined a message on the license plate frame with the vanity plate.

Frame: “I don’t drive too fast…”
Plate: IFLY2LO

Monte says:

June 10th, 2008 at 6:20 am

I have a critical habitat plate on my SUV and like Bsimon I fail to see any hypocrisy in it. It does not mean I’m an enviro-wacko or anything, just that I like the outdoors and like to camp and hunt and fish in it. And I have a vehicle that makes it easy to do that.

Jay Maynard says:

June 10th, 2008 at 7:50 am

Jeremy: Heh…considering that I’m about to pick up my new airplane - with the registration number N55ZC. Had to do a double take.

BTW, in response to Screech, I’m reliably informed that, on the whole, if a cop comes up to you after stopping you for speeding, and asks to see your pilot’s license, it’s usually a bad idea to show it to him…

Sean says:

June 10th, 2008 at 8:06 am

I remember in the 80s is was the fad to have your plates include your first initial and last name (if it fit). Wouldn’t seem like a good idea any more.

Random says:

June 10th, 2008 at 8:15 am

Prof S,
That website is great. That made my day. Thanks.

Froggie says:

June 12th, 2008 at 12:26 pm

Since it got mentioned, there are some states that have “Ducks Unlimited” plates as well…

Stöber says:

June 13th, 2008 at 3:15 am

Evil says:

June 9th, 2008 at 12:57 pm

I always thought critical habitat plates on huge SUVs was hilarious.

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Me too. Pay close attention to this people. The majority of these “critical habitat” plates are on SUV’s. I wish they said Hypocritical Habitat plates. You want to show how “outdoorsie” you are. I would like to believe it is the guilt you have for driving such an impractical vehicle. Do you think you look cool in your over-sized Station Wagon.