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First of all, everything in the previous post still stands. (With that out of the way…)

Posted on May 14th, 2008 – 7:59 AM
By Howard

Those of you who slogged through Tuesday night’s game saw what it’s like to live in a city with minor-league baseball. The Twins basically gave away the game to Toronto.

Of the culprits, Kevin Slowey was probably the least culpable. But he still needed 107 pitches to get through 5 2/3 innings on a night when he allowed only five hits, two walks (to Matt Stairs) and three runs (including a homer to Stairs). He engaged in too-long battles with too many hitters and just didn’t have the “out pitch” that he needed to make things easier on himself. He got into a ferocious 15-pitch battle with Scott Rolen to get the second out in the sixth and, because he’d walked Stairs twice, I wondered if Gardy was going to pull him for Matt Guerrier, who was warming up.

Gardy didn’t, Stairs went deep and the Twins trailed 3-1,

In the bottom of the sixth, it should be noted, Toronto’s manager tried the opposite strategy. With two outs and Jesse Litsch pretty much cruising, John Stearns brought in lefty Jesse Carlson to face Justin Morneau, who smacked an RBI triple that made it 3-2.

By then, Gogomez had already thrown a ball from center field to Gardy in the dugout for an error, Adam Everett made such a weak relay throw home in the fourth inning that I’m wondering anew about how much his arm still hurts and Michael Cuddyer uncharacteristically misjudged a fly ball to right that went for a double.

In the seventh, though, things really got ugly. Greg Zaun hit a double-play grounder to Everett with a man on first. It looked like a routine double play, except that Brendan Harris made such an incredibly slow and awkward pivot that Zaun was safe at first. Marco Scutaro struck out, meaning the side would have been retired had the DP been executed.

After a single moved Zaun to second, he scored when Delmon Young FedEx’d his throw home, missing the cutoff man when he didn’t have a chance to get the runner at the plate. Had the throw been cut off, the runner at first would likely have been thrown out at third to end the inning. It was 4-2 and another single run in the eighth made it 5-2 before Jason Kubel — remember him? — smacked a pinch-hit home run to lead off the eighth.

In the ninth, Craig Monroe flailed his way through a dreadful three-pitch strikeout and Delmon finished up an 0-for-4 with a grounder that would have been a double play if Cuddyer hadn’t been off with the pitch. The whole night was more in line with New Britain or Beloit than Minnesota.

Speaking of Young, he has only one extra-base hit since Income Tax Day and excitement about his very good arm has been tempered by his growing tendency to use it for throwing to the wrong base and missing cutoff men.

This might be a good time for Gardy to get both Kubel and Monroe some at-bats and have Young slow things down by watching from the bench for a couple of days.

I know Delmon’s within 2,429 games of Cal Ripken’s streak, but he’s young. He can start another one.

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132 Responses to "First of all, everything in the previous post still stands. (With that out of the way…)"

Jussi says:

May 14th, 2008 at 8:08 am

Amen on the Young comment. I kind of thought he’d have sat out last night’s game after twisting his ankle.

Adam S says:

May 14th, 2008 at 8:13 am

Everett……UGH
Lamb…..UGH
Harris….UGH
Delmon….UGH

These guys need to step up or be replaced. we are not going to win with 4 dead spots in the order, along with no defense from harris and lamb.

mleeob says:

May 14th, 2008 at 8:33 am

Howard(aka Mr. Thetwinsaretheworsteversometimeswaitnow ichangemymind),
Maybe we should just bench everybody, forfeit every game, maybe Gardy should even shoot at the players while they’re on the bench, you know for defensive purposes… BLAHHHH.
I married the Twins when I was 6, better or worse, I’m 31, yeah they do annoying things that make me wring my hands and shake my head, but with out fail each game they also do something that makes me fall a little more in love… AWWWW.
P.S. Swallow a little sunshine, blow some smoke up my arse, and have a great day. Or find a new team to run down daily.
This goes for the rest of you too.
Just one person’s opinion…

dick graham says:

May 14th, 2008 at 8:35 am

Garza has given up only 3 earned runs over his last 2 starts and Bartlett tripled 2 nights ago in the Ray’s win over the Yankees. I know it’s early, but if this pace holds through the summer, the Delmon trade may go down as one of the worst in Twins history!

Rotoblinders says:

May 14th, 2008 at 8:51 am

Delmon trade worst in Twins history?

Good lord are we reactionist today. Give it some time. Remember Delmon was 2nd in the ROY voting and he is still blossoming into a fearsome hitter. Give it time. In 3 years both Garza and Delmon will be at their peaks and very comparable.

Harris will hit .260 and Bartlett will continue to make errors. Harris is known as a fast starter in April and known to slow down a little but pick it up in June-July. Be patient.

Ben D says:

May 14th, 2008 at 8:51 am

mleeob,
no one cares when you married the twins. Everyone on here is a twins fan and last night they sucked defensively. Slowey didn’t pitch bad. Our Defense looked horrible. I bet we will see changes in the lineup tonight. Gardy wont go with that 2 nights in a row.

Just one person’s opinion

ES16 says:

May 14th, 2008 at 8:54 am

Bartlett is hitting .242 with 8 RBI and just .270 OBP. Hardly a performance that would make anyone regret trading him.

Mark says:

May 14th, 2008 at 8:55 am

Lamb -UGH? Did you check out his BA with runners in scoring position? Something like .450. He has 15 or 16 RBI… The guy seems to be pretty clutch.

JJ says:

May 14th, 2008 at 9:04 am

Bartlett .242
Harris .252
Lamb .231
Everett .196

Does it really matter?

Jason says:

May 14th, 2008 at 9:24 am

What a difference a day makes…not so satisfied being a singles-hitting team anymore, are we?

And before the Jason Kubel fans get too vocal, I think what we saw yesterday is concrete evidence that Gardy is absolutely using Kubel properly…again, in moderation, the guy has been the most successful…I’m sure a lot of you want to see him play everyday and would love to believe that the HR last night is proof of that, but the evidence shows otherwise.

I was disappointed in Craig Monroe, however. He is entitled to an off-night just like everyone else, but that at-bat in the 9th inning was pathetic.

gobbledygookguy says:

May 14th, 2008 at 9:26 am

it looked like they were still thinking about taking 3 out of 4 from the sox. kind of off all night and the sloppy play has been more common this year, fielding which has always been a strong point hasn’t been very good this year. maybe gardy and co. can get that fixed or maybe this group just aren’t as good in the field.
monroe looked like he was lost have no idea where he was.
as for slowey he didn’t have an out pitch and that has been a problem for blackburn and boof long at bats just can’t put the guys away. these guys are very young not many starts in ml, except boof, and should improve. slowey, blackburn and perkins should be ok give them some time.

Jason says:

May 14th, 2008 at 9:29 am

“Remember Delmon was 2nd in the ROY voting and he is still blossoming into a fearsome hitter.”

First over-the-top comment award for today goes to Rotoblinders…who really does have the blinders on if he thinks D. Young is becoming a fearsome hitter…that’s like saying outfielders take four steps back when Nick Punto steps into the box.

SBG says:

May 14th, 2008 at 9:34 am

Perhaps Shannon Stewart’s presence rubbed off on Adam Everett. That was one pathetic throw.

sane says:

May 14th, 2008 at 9:35 am

dick graham,
“I know it’s early, but if this pace holds through the summer, the Delmon trade may go down as one of the worst in Twins history!”

Your definition of the LONG TERM in evaluating the trade is THROUGH THE SUMMER?
If Delmon goes HITLESS the rest of the summer, he will still probably have 10 more years in MLB than a power pitcher like Garza. If Garza becomes a smart pitcher, however, then his career would project better for the long term.

BC of ND says:

May 14th, 2008 at 9:40 am

It always baffles me when i see fundamental errors like the ones that were made last night. Is it just lack of experience,lack of knowledge,or lack of concentration? Sometimes i think Young and Gomez are just trying to show off instead of making the smart play.

i like baseball says:

May 14th, 2008 at 9:44 am

mleeob, you’re a pitiful homer, blind to the deficiencies of this team. Everett is awful, Harris is mediocre, Lamb has yet to be revealed as a poser, and Delmon Young is mired in a SIX WEEK long slump. If Young were not the centerpiece of the Garza trade, he would have been sent down. Right now, Span is a better player.

It’s too soon to say if the Garza trade was a bust, but if Young doesn’t snap out of his funk it soon will be.

gw says:

May 14th, 2008 at 9:48 am

If Everett can’t throw, shouldn’t he be on the DL?

mazaratirick says:

May 14th, 2008 at 9:49 am

why is cuddyer considerd a star player on this team? he gets almost as many free passes from the media and fans as mauer does… he is not hitting… he will prob never hit more than 15 home runs in a year (agian ay least) he seems to be injury prone and he swings at just as many bad pitches as delmon….so why dont we lay off delmon (who makes the minnimun for another 3 years i think) and reem cuddy for his poor play in RF and at the plate…where is dustin mohr when u need him? cuddy is another case of a player getting a contract with a few years on it and stops hustling and starts living the high life… number 33 is another one if dick and bert would stop making these 2 out to be kilabrew and oliva we will be ok

Howard says:

May 14th, 2008 at 9:54 am

Jason,

I don’t see anyone commenting here about singles vs. home runs. The Twins played a horrible game. That simple.

SBG,

Your comment makes MY shoulder ache!

mleeob,

Being married to the Twins is an intriguing concept — and a child bride no less! I thought the government just raided a place in Texas where stuff like that happened.

CharlieMurphy says:

May 14th, 2008 at 10:01 am

only took 1 bad game for the “sky is falling crowd” to be back in full force. You would swear our record was 20 games under .500 right now the way our “fans” react. I agree that the Twins have holes but then again most team have some things they would love to fix. I enjoy watching the team good bad or otherwise so last night didn’t quote get me on the ledge ready to jump just yet.

Ben D says:

May 14th, 2008 at 10:01 am

I agree with you mazaratirick.
Morneau has an average glove at best there has been so many errors given to players (2 on Tolbert lately Morneau should have had). Cuddyer looked lazy and lost on the ball he missed, cost the twins 2 runs.

shameless says:

May 14th, 2008 at 10:01 am

BUSH LEAGUE THE WHOLE GAME!!

SOMEONE GET ME A JUICEBOX!!

Kaci J says:

May 14th, 2008 at 10:03 am

mleeob,
you should try dating the twins. Being married to them just sounds weird.

Jason says:

May 14th, 2008 at 10:08 am

Howard,

True enough, but an eighth inning game-tying HR by a certain No. 3 hitter certainly would have been nice…

You might say that HRs were not a factor in last night’s game, and that’s true (after all, the Twins did out-homer Toronto), but I’m sorry, it’s absolutely embarrassing that Go-go has more HR than Mauer, Cuddy, Young, heck…the entire team except Morneau, Kubel, and Monroe…

T says:

May 14th, 2008 at 10:09 am

What a difference a day makes…not so satisfied being a singles-hitting team anymore, are we?

Considering the defense cost the Twins this game…I guess that’s really not the issue.

But feel free to start up the doom bells. I know they were getting rusty during the last few series.

T says:

May 14th, 2008 at 10:11 am

First over-the-top comment award for today goes to Rotoblinders…

You say that in the same thread as somebody who’s ready to declare the Young trade the “worst ever”.

Seriously, we know you don’t like to think happy thoughts…but sometimes you come off as trying WAY too hard.

BC of ND says:

May 14th, 2008 at 10:15 am

During that Rolen AB last night how many fastballs did Slowey throw? All he had to do was take a little bit off to throw off his timing. That was frustrating to watch.

sid says:

May 14th, 2008 at 10:15 am

i like baseball says:

May 14th, 2008 at 9:44 am
“mleeob, you’re a pitiful homer, blind to the deficiencies of this team. Everett is awful, Harris is mediocre, Lamb has yet to be revealed as a poser, and Delmon Young is mired in a SIX WEEK long slump. If Young were not the centerpiece of the Garza trade, he would have been sent down. Right now, Span is a better player.
It’s too soon to say if the Garza trade was a bust, but if Young doesn’t snap out of his funk it soon will be.”

I am guessing that your name “i like baseball” wasn’t chosen today.

bisonaudit says:

May 14th, 2008 at 10:19 am

Didn’t see the game so I’m asking, could the fact the Everett’s arm is shot have anything to do with Young not hitting the cut off man?

Jason says:

May 14th, 2008 at 10:20 am

T–

Considering we only scored 3 runs, that just might be the issue…

And I’m not being negative on D. Young…I’ve had no problem with him being an everyday outfielder for this club even if he is off to a slow start…I’m just saying sometimes I have no choice but to sound negative when people comically wear the blinders by saying things like “Young is becoming a feared hitter”

David Ortiz is a feared hitter.
Jim Thome is a feared hitter.
Ryan Howard is a feared hitter.

There has been absolutely nothing, zero, nada, not one single piece of tangible proof that D. Young is becoming a feared hitter. Why would a pitcher ever fear a hitter who only hits singles at a .260 clip? I’m not being negative, I’m being realistic.

Rotoblinders says:

May 14th, 2008 at 10:21 am

I love that it’s “over the top” to think Delmon Young will become a fearsome hitter. Remember he is young. In the long term he will be one. Look at last year, and look at his minor league track record. Remember, slow starter. Give it some time. I don’t think we can just shun him for a bad first 2 months.

By that same logic, Boof Bonser would’ve been considered a future ace back in 2006 when he pitched solid for awhile.

Rotoblinders says:

May 14th, 2008 at 10:22 am

Was David Ortiz a feared hitter his first few years in Minnesota. No. But did we feel it could be possible, yes. So he was becoming a feared hitter.

By no means am I saying he is one now. I just say that his reputation and potential is one of a feared hitter, which is why I used the word “becoming” instead of “already is”

Rotoblinders says:

May 14th, 2008 at 10:23 am

By the way, how is Ryan Howard doing this year? Pretty crappy, eh? Lots of strikeouts, little success. I guess by your logic, he is no longer a feared hitter.

Oh wait, slow starter? Gotcha.

mleeob says:

May 14th, 2008 at 10:27 am

CharlieMurphy, I couldn’t agree more. Okay, sorry about the married analogy, it’s a bad one, I get it.
I’m no Pollyanna, everyone has bad days, games, at bats, fielding. I get that too. All of you “professional scouts” and chicken littles alike, do you ever see anything good? If the Twins suck so consistently, the BoSox and Yanks are on espn pretty frequently check them out, they’re both somewhere in the middle of their division…

Jason says:

May 14th, 2008 at 10:28 am

LOL something tells me a pitcher would fear Howard, a former 50 HR guy (who, oh by the way, has more than any other Twin THIS year, too) a bit more than they would fear a guy who finished second in ROY voting for the ‘07 Devil Rays…

the point is, you can have that opinion that he could be a feared hitter at some point, but to say that he is ‘blossoming into a fearsome hitter’ is straight up blind homerism. Sorry Roto, I respect your opinion and your hopes on this issue (I hope he does to), but there’s no other way to categorize a statement like that.

thrylos98 says:

May 14th, 2008 at 10:31 am

Despite that game (which indeed was horrible) on the plate, on the field and on the bench (why would Gardy keep a pitcher with arm problem after 107 pitches is truly amazing). However:

The Twins are still in the first place and might well be at the end of this series.

I thought that yesterday’s lineup is the strongest lineup that the Twins can put on the field now. Still do not like Harris on the second spot (I’d switch him with Young) but there are just not many options out there for this team currently on the bench or in the organization. Kubel in the outfield is a major drop in arm strength and range, plus he has shown that he has been valuable as a pinch hitter. He could grow into a Randy Bush/Gene Larkin role for this team, which is a valuable thing. Give Everett and Monroe some pink bats, btw. This team needs another power bat and preferable RH, for some reason the Twins passed on Frank Thomas (who is .267/.384/.350) in Oakland. Would someone like Milton Bradley or Dmitri Young or Jason Bay be available this summer?

Rotoblinders says:

May 14th, 2008 at 10:34 am

I was being blatantly sarcastic on the Ryan Howard comment.

I do agree that he (Delmon) is struggling right now. Blossoming may have been the wrong word. I should’ve said, “should become”. I also feel like we should have some cautious optimism with him. Just about 3-4 years ago I had this same discussion with a buddy on Justin Morneau. (Remember how bad he was his first season .230 20HR). I said, based on his minor league track record, he should become a solid hitter. He did.

I want to take the same approach with Delmon.

Jason says:

May 14th, 2008 at 10:35 am

switch Harris with Young…are you kidding, thyrlos? Don’t you run a baseball blog (which apparently gives you added ‘expert’ credibility)? You don’t put a low OBP guy like Young in the 2-hole.

The answer–which is obvious to everyone but Gardy, apparently–is to move Mauer to No. 2 and move Harris to the bottom portion of the lineup.

I totally agree, however, with your assessment of Kubel as a valuable left-handed bat off the bench. That is where I think you get the most out of a guy like Kubel.

Kay says:

May 14th, 2008 at 10:36 am

Twins had an off night last night and played an ugly game. Simple as that. They looked like they were sleepwalking out there. I feared that after the high of taking 3 of 4 from the Soxies that they would have a mental and emotional let down, and they did.

Hopefully the ugliness of last night snaps them out of their slumber and they come ready to play tonight.

Jason says:

May 14th, 2008 at 10:38 am

well, I hope you’re right, Roto…I was down on Morneau at first, too, but he ended up proving me way wrong and is the best player on our team.

But then you also have Cuddyer, who, with time became a star in our lineup, but now after an off-season pay day is continuing on a regressive path that started last season…so the whole point is it is very difficult to speculate that someone is going to be a star in this league–what the Twins really hope will happen is he will become a serviceable part of our lineup…but I hope you’re right about the feared hitter thing, he’s just miles away from that at the moment.

BC Beneke says:

May 14th, 2008 at 10:39 am

the team played like shit last night. No other way to put it, but it was one game, and not a trend, not a consistant pattern, or anything like that, and as I’m Mr. Negative all the time… I’m going to play the voice of moderation here.

The only things that is consistantly bothering me are that we need to do some cutoff drills with our young outfielders… the Catch-22 brothers.

Also if we are going to bring up Casilla, and we have Tolbert… today’s a good day to play them and change the DP combo give Harris a day off, and Give Everett a chance to be re-evaluated. He’s been a disappointment because of that shoulder/elbow, or just old age and losing it at SS. But this is not a life threatening team debilitating issue as we have Plouffe, Casilla, Hughes, Tolbert, and Harris that could all play 2nd and SS if Everett has to be released (you can’t have him as a bench player because he’s 1 dimensional, and that dimension isn’t what it use to be.)

Rotoblinders says:

May 14th, 2008 at 10:40 am

If we move Mauer to the 2 hole, who hits 3 and 4?

We need to keep Morneau behind Mauer, as he prefers it and is creeping toward .300. I don’t know if I like Cuddy in the 4 hole, but he had mild success in previous years. I still say Morneau is the prototypical 4 hole hitter and Mauer’s strong hitting is good enough for the 3 hole.

If we did put Mauer 2, I’d want something like this:

Go-Go
Mauer
Morneau
Cuddy
Monroe
Lamb
Delmon
Harris
Everett/Punto

Jason says:

May 14th, 2008 at 10:40 am

True, Kay, but the whole point on the lack of power discussion (which I was pounding on yesterday while we were still hot) is you need EVERYONE to contribute if you’re going to live off singles. So you can say they just played poorly last night, but ultimately that will catch up them in the long run if they don’t start getting some timely power out of their lineup from someone not named Morneau or Kubel.

Jason says:

May 14th, 2008 at 10:42 am

You can go with Cuddy in the three hole…heck, go with Monroe in the three hole…you just need someone there with a knack for RBI and has some pop in his bat…I think Morneau will fair just fine hitting behind pretty much anyone.

BC Beneke says:

May 14th, 2008 at 10:46 am

One other thing I might try.

Bat Young 4th for about a week. Put him between Mauer and Morneau, and see if the pitches he sees are better, and if he can get his confidence back and start driving the ball. Cuddyer’s a professional enough hitter to bat 6th, and Monroe after the last two years is just happy to start, and not worried about his place in line. It also improves the bottom of the lineup.

I’d kind of like to see today’s line up being.

Gomez
Tolbert 2B
Mauer
Young
Morneau
Cuddyer
Monroe/Kubel
Lamb
Casilla SS

JJ says:

May 14th, 2008 at 10:50 am

Cuddyer is no star. He has averaged 16 hr’s and a .271 Avg over the last 4 full seasons and has an average glove.

Rotoblinders says:

May 14th, 2008 at 10:52 am

But a cannon of an arm and forget about his glove, his cap is just as valuable.

Ben D says:

May 14th, 2008 at 10:54 am

I like that lineup Bc. I think Tolbert will start tonight I doubt Casilla. I thought Casilla/Tolbert would be our future middle infield at some point, not so sure now.

Kaci says:

May 14th, 2008 at 10:57 am

Ben D
I thought so too. When they moved Casilla to SS in Rochester. He(Casilla) has been a basket case in AAA. I would like to see how he and Tolbert play together, Casilla had a pretty good ST with the Twins.

Bismarck Soothsayer says:

May 14th, 2008 at 10:57 am

If Gardenhire and Vavra can just change Mourneau and Kubel into singles hitters like they have done to D Young and Cuddyer the Twins can field the best Punch and Judy lineup ever assembled….with Mauer leading the way. And I do remember attending a game the Twins WON under Kelly and he made the team stay for infield practice because of poor defensive play.I know Jacque Jones was a likable guy but do the Twins have to allow Young and Gomez to remind us of him in the field?

thrylos98 says:

May 14th, 2008 at 10:58 am

Jason,

About the Young-Harris switch:
This year Harris is batting .243/.317/.365 in the #2 spot and .375/.407/.458; Career Young is batting .310/.328/.448 in the #2 spot, .282/.307/.383 in the 5th spot and .258/.284/.330 in the 6th spot. He also has more speed (unlike Harris who has a total of 4 career SB in 750 AB) and can make a very fast 1-2 combination. Young’s overall OBP (.307) this year is not much worse than that of Harris on the #2 spot (.317) Furthermore Harris strikes out more often than Young (3.84 vs 5.76 AB/K) which makes the hit and run problematic as witnessed several times this year… Also, hitting in front of Mauer vs in front of Lamb, might help him out of his slump.

I agree that Mauer is the best #2 hole player for this team. For some reason Gardy doesn’t. So Young is the second best option IMHO.

Rotoblinders says:

May 14th, 2008 at 11:01 am

thrylos98 that’s some good analysis.

I think giving Delmon some protection behind him, would benefit him greatly. Maybe even put him in the 3 hole in front of Morneau and put Mauer #2. How do you suppose that could shake out?

bisonaudit says:

May 14th, 2008 at 11:09 am

The batting order DOESN’T MATTER!

Jason says:

May 14th, 2008 at 11:12 am

JJ–note I was careful about that…I said “star in our lineup”

thrylos, I guess I could agree with you that flopping Harris for Young wouldn’t be step backwards necessarily, but it doesn’t address the problem…it has to be Mauer at 2 and RBI guy at 3 (well, it doesn’t have to be but it should be)

Has 2007 taught us nothing?

You can’t have low OBP people in 1-2, combined with no power in 3…combined with easy outs in 7-8-9…just not a winning combo.

I’m also cognizant of the fact that the Twins do not have the luxury of doing everything the ideal way when it comes to their lineup, but some adjustments could be made which, IMO, would make it look more like a big league lineup…

I would go this way for now:

Go-go
Mauer
Monroe / Cuddy
Morneau
Monroe / Cuddy
Young
Lamb
Harris
Short-stop dejur

problem with all that is there are still major question marks…left side of the infield is going to have to be addressed long term sooner or later or it’s going to be platoon city for the rest of the year.

sane says:

May 14th, 2008 at 11:13 am

“I think giving Delmon some protection behind him, would benefit him greatly.”

I have seen Delmon play since he was 15 and IMO he will be a great hitter.

However, if a hitter expands the strike zone HIMSELF, protecting him is useless because the pitchers are ALREADY giving him nothing to hit because he swings at evertything.
Delmon needs protection against himself. A good hitter following him won’t get him good pitches if he swings at bad pitches.

Rotoblinders says:

May 14th, 2008 at 11:19 am

I know Delmon talked about adjusting to the Dome and issues with depth perception. How much of a factor do you think that plays into it and how long do we give him to adjust?

sane says:

May 14th, 2008 at 11:44 am

“how long do we give him to adjust?”

20 years, tops!

Pete D says:

May 14th, 2008 at 11:46 am

bisonaudit - Feels like you are going up against a brick wall, doesn’t it?

Daniel1966 says:

May 14th, 2008 at 11:47 am

Just an observation. I read many of your posts and note that they appear in the morning, afternoon and evening. Do any of you work or are you all retired? If you work, is it so dull that you can spend your time on this blog and not get fired? Just curious how you can all find the time to do all of these posts and keep up a career. Before you ask, I’m semi-retired and own the company.

sane says:

May 14th, 2008 at 11:51 am

Daniel1966,
Retired in the morning.

Jason says:

May 14th, 2008 at 11:53 am

Daniel…great to have you as a reader…i think we’re all on welfare…

seriously, just post in my free time…job is not tremendously demanding and I’m a multi-tasker.

Film at 11 says:

May 14th, 2008 at 11:57 am

Twins and Saints should play, Saints installed as the favorite.

Film at -11.

Shawn in Binghamton says:

May 14th, 2008 at 11:58 am

my job is demanding, but my system is slow, i post while waiting for my order system.

bisonaudit says:

May 14th, 2008 at 12:00 pm

As if my nose weren’t flat enough already.

T says:

May 14th, 2008 at 12:07 pm

“Do any of you work or are you all retired?”

I’m actually an entity made up of numerous members of the Twins front office, coaching staff, and minor league managers.

90% of the time I’m Nick Punto. I have to do something while I’m on the DL…

sane says:

May 14th, 2008 at 12:12 pm

Daniel,
“Do any of you work or are you all retired? If you work, is it so dull that you can spend your time on this blog and not get fired? Just curious how you can all find the time to do all of these posts and keep up a career. Before you ask, I’m semi-retired and own the company”

Daniel,
Be honest. After reading our comments, would you hire ANY of us?
That’s why we are all jobless with unlimited time on our hands.

Daniel1966 says:

May 14th, 2008 at 12:15 pm

Sane, You have a point there.

sane says:

May 14th, 2008 at 12:23 pm

Daniel,
Are you familiar with the term “unemployable”?

Daniel1966 says:

May 14th, 2008 at 12:29 pm

That I find hard to believe, Sane. Why? It appears the others have gone to lunch (therefore, employed) and, if I’m correct, weren’t you the poster who has experience as a hitting instructor? There must be plenty of call for that these days.

JimCrikket says:

May 14th, 2008 at 12:32 pm

You all are cracking me up.

Just checking in over lunch, boss…er… Daniel.

Just caught the last couple innings on mlb.com audio last night. Seems it’s best I didn’t listen to the whole thing.

Not in panic mode yet.

BC of ND says:

May 14th, 2008 at 12:40 pm

Daniel thats the best post in a long time. I’m like the guy in the movie Office Space only i do actually have to produce a minimal number of widgets a day. Just don’t try to take away my blog or my stapler.

sane says:

May 14th, 2008 at 12:41 pm

Daniel,

I guess I have blown my cover by posting while the “employables” went back to work.

I am a HS coach after 2PM.
I am now retired before 2PM.
I used to be a Boeing Aerodynamicist who worked 5AM-1PM before leaving for HS baseball and football coaching.
Now I am definitely unemployable.

Daniel1966 says:

May 14th, 2008 at 12:43 pm

Mr Crikket, I enjoyed your stories posted during your trip to spring training. By your seeming familiarity, did you and Howard know each other prior to this blog? And, while you were in FL, were you ever accosted by a “nut” who posts under the name of jmarksor, among other aliases? Just some points of curiosity. Thanks for your indulgence.

Ben D says:

May 14th, 2008 at 12:46 pm

It’s not that hard getting away with posting while working, but it’s Hell trying to listen to a day game on my computer at work. I guess that’s why invented game day.

Daniel1966 says:

May 14th, 2008 at 12:49 pm

Sane, Your new life sounds like a far more healthy vocation/avocation. Enjoy the youthful exuberance of your team and it will, indeed, keep you young. And Mr. BC, if you are in fact from ND, you will continue to bring a healthy perspective to this blog in between production quotas of the infamous widgets that make this economy whirr.

Daniel1966 says:

May 14th, 2008 at 1:04 pm

Ben D, I agree. There should be a bonus given to the inventor of Gameday. And it keeps getting better and better with the new features to keep you even more informed. The fact that it’s free, to boot, doesn’t hurt.

Howard says:

May 14th, 2008 at 1:07 pm

All,

Thought you might enjoy this distraction: Jason Tyner’s mad at the Twins for letting him go.

I know this because he said it to a newspaper in Ohio — and the blog MN Sports Hotdish found it.

Ben D says:

May 14th, 2008 at 1:11 pm

My boss is sneaky. He just appears out of no where like David Copperfield sometimes. I wish he would where a bell.

BC of ND says:

May 14th, 2008 at 1:12 pm

Howard i’m mad too but i won’t say why because sane will make fun of me again and i’m a very sensitive guy. Did he indicate why he was mad? Maybe he forgot that the Walleye is the state fish not the Pirahna. Oh well i’m sure the Twins will regret this in the long run just like letting Ortiz go.

mike wants wins says:

May 14th, 2008 at 1:18 pm

Tyner is mad?

He should be happy he has a job, making hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, when he can’t hit all that well. Who does he think he is better than on the current roster, exactly?

This one is funny.

Rotoblinders says:

May 14th, 2008 at 1:22 pm

Daniel,

I’m sure many of us work, and post on our free time. I feel I’m pretty efficient, so the downtime is an effect of that. Regardless, thanks for asking, I would love to be retired.

Jason says:

May 14th, 2008 at 1:23 pm

Who needs Jason Tyner? We already have about seven guys who bat .270 and only hit singles.

Rotoblinders says:

May 14th, 2008 at 1:23 pm

“And, while you were in FL, were you ever accosted by a “nut” who posts under the name of jmarksor, among other aliases? Just some points of curiosity. Thanks for your indulgence.”

I laughed. You should throw flafan in there too, from the PP website. Also a nut.

Jason says:

May 14th, 2008 at 1:26 pm

Tyner ought to be mad at the Indians…the Twins gave him 578 at-bats before we let him go…the Indians were satisfied he was inept after just 2!

Rotoblinders says:

May 14th, 2008 at 1:27 pm

Tyner should be happy with the Twins. We kept him long enough for him to hit a major league homer!

sane says:

May 14th, 2008 at 1:33 pm

BCofND,
From Joe C Blog:
sane says:

May 13th, 2008 at 8:36 pm

BCof ND,
“When i grow up i want to be a pompous, judgemental genius just like you.”

I plead innocent to “pompous judgemental genius”, but guilty to insensitive and stupid.
I misread the intent of your post and went for the laugh without thinking about anything else.
I respect your opinions, especially the one that stated my IQ bottomed out if I had coached football at the U of M after giving up the OSU football job.
Apparently my IQ actually bottomed out today.
My parents did a much better job of raising me than I demonstrated earlier today.
I think they would forgive me for stupidity, but not for insensitivity, pomposity or being overly judgemental.
I hope you will forgive me for all four.

BC of ND says:

May 14th, 2008 at 1:44 pm

I know sane i was only joking with you and you were right to rip me on that one i forgot he threw and hit LH. In my defense though i have seen a lot of left handed people who seem to be able to do things equally well with there right hand. You gotta admit though aside from being a lefty he had all the skills to be a middle infielder.

viper275 says:

May 14th, 2008 at 1:47 pm

Last night’s game was an oscar losing effort. And tonight it should be another oscar losing performance. Mr Halliday is pitching tonight and our punchless hitting twins can do no good against him. But if Bonser is pitching than I expect at least 4 to 7 runs before he is yanked. And another lost for our team. Get use to seeing some ugly looking losing games cause the Twins always do there worst against average teams….

sane says:

May 14th, 2008 at 1:49 pm

BC of ND,
Agreed.
A right-handed Tyner would probably have been an excellent middle infielder.

gobbledygookguy says:

May 14th, 2008 at 2:00 pm

let’s hope we get shut out tonight so we can bash vavra tomorrow.
does anyone remember how long it took nathan to get going as a closer? with both boof and liriano in the minors at the time the aj trade would have been the worst ever for a while anyway, least we over react on here.

sane says:

May 14th, 2008 at 2:04 pm

gobble,
Are you accusing some of us on these blogs of OVERREACTING?
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK………..!
oops,sorry.

JimCrikket says:

May 14th, 2008 at 2:08 pm

Just poking back on for a minute, before my 2 o’clock, boss…er… Daniel.

I’m glad you enjoyed my musings from my week at Spring Training and I promise that, even though I was officially in Florida for work, I did take personal time to go to the Spring Training games and paid my own expenses for room, meals and transportation those days.

I don’t recall being accosted by any of the “nuts” from Strib or PP comment sections while I was in Florida… but then I was enjoying the sunshite, beer and baseball so much, I doubt I would have cared either way. In any event, I was flying solo on that trip.

I “knew” Howard only through his occasional postings on Batgirl’s blog prior to him starting this one. (Boy, do I miss her site!) Needless to say, I enjoy his blog and appreciate the opportunity to interact this way with all the other unemployable nuts around here. :)

gobbledygookguy says:

May 14th, 2008 at 2:09 pm

heavens no, the sky is falling!!!!!!!
we’re in first place and they should send half the team down to the minors and cut the other half which will leave us with only half a team to field. i think that’s yogi math!

Shawn in Binghamton says:

May 14th, 2008 at 2:09 pm

Going to Cooperstown Sunday to see the Redwings play at the Hall of Fame. Its not related to the thread, but i digress

JimCrikket says:

May 14th, 2008 at 2:11 pm

Oops.. now see what you made me do? I took too long to write that response and was 10 minutes late for my 2:00 call.

BC of ND says:

May 14th, 2008 at 2:16 pm

“Going to Cooperstown Sunday to see the Redwings play at the Hall of Fame. Its not related to the thread, but i digress”

I’m jealous Shawn i’ve never been to cooperstown it’s my goal to make that one of my stops when i retire i’m going to hit every MLB stadium for a game.

sane says:

May 14th, 2008 at 2:19 pm

“Oops.. now see what you made me do? I took too long to write that response and was 10 minutes late for my 2:00 call.”

JimCrikket,
You are starting to embarrass us jobless posters by making work (ugh) references. Unless you are making all that up…..hmmmmm…..

mickey mental says:

May 14th, 2008 at 2:21 pm

i work at home. i believe procrastinators qualify…

Shawn in Binghamton says:

May 14th, 2008 at 2:28 pm

do it BC… Cooperstown is a great place. I have gone once a year since i moved out here.

bisonaudit says:

May 14th, 2008 at 2:39 pm

BC Cooperstown is worth the trip, without a doubt. Goodluck on the ballparks. I try to get to one new one a year. Going to Shea (repeat) and Yankee Stadium this summer before its too late. That’ll be 17 down 18+ to go.

Shawn in Binghamton says:

May 14th, 2008 at 2:49 pm

bison, you are ahead of me:

I am only at 4……

hitting Fenway this summer for #5

bisonaudit says:

May 14th, 2008 at 2:54 pm

Fenway should count for 2. That’s a tough ticket.

JimCrikket says:

May 14th, 2008 at 3:01 pm

No, not making it up, sane… though some days I wish I were. Same company for 30ish years.

I’d love to do Cooperstown at some point. I’m jealous, too, Shawn.

Good luck on the stadiums, BC. I’ve been hitting as many as I can, as well. I’ve made it to a dozen or so current ballparks and a couple that no longer exist.

Hoping to revisit Toronto, Anaheim, Oakland and/or San Francisco this summer, with possibilities for first time visits to the new ballparks in Washington, Arlington (saw games at the old ballpark but all I’ve done is eat dinner at the restaurant in the offseason at the new one) and Detroit (possibly for that July Twins series).

Of course, I’d like to get up to the Dome, too. :)

BC of ND says:

May 14th, 2008 at 3:04 pm

How long before they do something with Wrigley and Fenway? If i don’t get a chance to see those two venues i will be very disapointed. I’m already bumbed about not seeing the house that Ruth built.

bisonaudit says:

May 14th, 2008 at 3:12 pm

I think you’re safe on Fenway for quite some time. They’ve put a ton of money into keeping the old place relevant. They’re basically upgrading, adding premium areas and new revenue generators one section at a time every off season.

Wrigley, I don’t know. It’s probably all going to depend on who ends up owning the team and the field. Tribune is trying to sell them as a package, presumably in an effort ensure that nothing happens to Wrigley while maximizing their own return on sale.

Jared ZZZZZZZ says:

May 14th, 2008 at 3:19 pm

Wow. I got in on a good convo here. Last week I booked a trip to New York for the Twins Vs. Yankees series. The MEts are in town at the same time. Does anyone know how hard it would be to get across town for a game and if it would be worth it? I’m guessing it is going to be expensive.

bisonaudit says:

May 14th, 2008 at 3:22 pm

Once we get past Minnesota, Florida, Tampa Bay and Oakland that stadium boom should slow substantially.

Toronto will be the only team in a multi-purpose facility at that point. Fenway, Wrigley, and Dodger don’t look like they’re going anywhere. Kansas City is getting a facelift, Anaheim has already had three, and then you’re up to the White Sox the last built before Camden Yard.

Shawn in Binghamton says:

May 14th, 2008 at 3:22 pm

BC,

It is cool to see Yankees stadium with all of the history and i have enjoyed going. But, its kind of a dump.

bisonaudit says:

May 14th, 2008 at 3:25 pm

Jared if you’re shelling out for a Yankees game during the final season there, the final season at Shea ain’t nothing but a thing.

Shea and the National Tennis Center share a stop on the 7 train (thank you John Rocker). It’s no problem to get there. 30 minutes give or take from Grand Central.

BC of ND says:

May 14th, 2008 at 3:28 pm

Shawn thats what i’m looking for not so much the beauty of the stadium itself but the history. Thinking about all the great players that played there. It’s like the U.S. version of the Collesium only our gladiators got to use bats.

Howard says:

May 14th, 2008 at 3:32 pm

Folks,

Just wanted to say that today’s chatter sounds more like a bunch of folks sitting around a bar than just about anything in the history of Section 220. Nice.

And the Hall of Fame is totally a trip worth making. Had a nice father/son bonding visit in ‘01 when Kirby and Winfield were inducted. We were there for three days and did one floor of the Hall each day.

Shawn in Binghamton says:

May 14th, 2008 at 3:33 pm

was tryin to make ya feel better. :)

JimCrikket says:

May 14th, 2008 at 3:33 pm

Personally, I thought Fenway was a dump. If it weren’t for the Green Monster, that place would be condos by now.

bisonaudit says:

May 14th, 2008 at 3:37 pm

I thought that Wrigley was a dive until I went to RFK.

gobbledygookguy says:

May 14th, 2008 at 3:39 pm

i’m not a b-ball fan but hope they don’t replace williams arena getting to be one of the last old venues around. progress i guess.

Ben D says:

May 14th, 2008 at 3:43 pm

Yea goobleguke dont try and guilt us into working, it aint gonna happen.

JimCrikket says:

May 14th, 2008 at 3:43 pm

Ranking the parks Ive been to from best to worst. (Yeah, not like anyone cares, but then I don’t care if you care… so there)

Top 5 by far:
1. Camden Yards, Balt
2. AT&T, San Fran
3. Kauffman, KC
4. Dodger, LA
5. Angel, Anaheim

Now it gets tough:
6. Met Stadium, Bloomington (sentimental choice)
7. Wrigley, Chicago
8. Fenway, Boston
9. US Cellular, Chicago
10. McAfee, Oakland
11. Metrodome, Minneapolis
12. Rogers (Skydome), Toronto
13. Old Ballpark at Arlington, TX
14. Tropicana, St. Petersburg

Ben D says:

May 14th, 2008 at 3:44 pm

Goobleguke,

Go find the lineups so I can start complaining before the game starts.

gobbledygookguy says:

May 14th, 2008 at 3:48 pm

no players left they got sent down or cut today on this blog.

Shawn in Binghamton says:

May 14th, 2008 at 3:50 pm

rankings aye:

1. Camden Yards
2. Yankees Stadium
3. County Stadium, Milwaukee
4. Metrodome

i really need to see more.

gobbledygookguy says:

May 14th, 2008 at 3:56 pm

i watched a guy read a book about a guy who went to all the old and new ball diamonds. i got bored, kind of a slow read or watch … not sure now ………

JimCrikket says:

May 14th, 2008 at 4:04 pm

Yeah, sorry. Guess we got off track today.

Let’s see…

Cut Punto! Bench Young! Trade Mauer! Fire Vavra and Ulger! Send Gomez to Rochester! Play Kubel more! Trade Hernandez now! Release Monroe! Send the ’stros guys back to Houston! Garza is God! We got RIPPED on Santana! Pohlad’s cheap!

Think that about covers it.

Shawn in Binghamton says:

May 14th, 2008 at 4:05 pm

thanks Jim!

bisonaudit says:

May 14th, 2008 at 4:05 pm

PNC
Camden Yard
Busch III
Coors
Jacobs Field (Progressive)
Kauffman
Lincoln Financial
Wrigley
Big A (Edison) - total guess I was 8 at the time
Great American Ball Park (shrug)
Metrodome
Milwaukee County
US Cellular
Shea
RFK

mickey mental says:

May 14th, 2008 at 4:12 pm

good list jim crikket, except you forgot to fire gardy. you rank metrodome ahead of skydome? (i’ve not been to skydome…)

safeco in seattle is a really nice place to catch a ballgame.

JimCrikket says:

May 14th, 2008 at 4:14 pm

Just to stretch the topic further, in case you ever find yourself in Louisville KY (God help you), try to get to their AAA stadium. It’s literally attached to “warehouse” along the first base side that has restaurants, etc., inside. Great minor league stadium

JimCrikket says:

May 14th, 2008 at 4:16 pm

Yeah, I thought about that Skydome/Metrodome thing… and I’m not sure it matters much which ranks ahead of the other. The roof was closed for the game I was at and it just felt like any other cement tomb of an indoor ballpark. Maybe I’d have liked it more with the roof open.

mickey mental says:

May 14th, 2008 at 4:18 pm

from mlb.com:

If nothing else, right-hander Clay Buchholz was philosophical and understanding upon learning Wednesday morning that the Red Sox were putting him on the 15-day disabled list to recover from a broken middle fingernail on his throwing hand.

The issue cropped up when Buchholz was warming up before the second inning of Monday’s start at Minnesota. A two-seam fastball was the culprit, and Buchholz resisted the temptation to beg out of the game before departing after 4 1/3 innings after allowing seven runs on eight hits and five walks.

JimCrikket says:

May 14th, 2008 at 4:28 pm

Hell yeah.

I’d be philosophical and understanding, too, if my employer told me to take 15 days off, with pay, from my $400,000 a year job to get over my broken fingernail.

Daniel1966 says:

May 14th, 2008 at 5:05 pm

Just wanted to say thanks for an entertaining afternoon. You may all go home now. Job Well Done?!

JimCrikket says:

May 14th, 2008 at 5:52 pm

Thanks, boss.

Btw, anyone who hasn’t seen Manny’s catch and DP from this afternoon should head over to mlb.com and check it out. Just Manny bein Manny LOL

johnjsmith says:

May 15th, 2008 at 6:38 am

Metrodome the greatest stadium ever, the wide concourses and nice short lines into the restrooms makes for a great experience. Go twins!!