The absolute, true, no-bull story behind the shutout
Posted on August 12th, 2008 – 7:44 AMBy Howard
It was one of those rare nights at the Dome when people were on such seat’s edge, for the most part, that every single attempt at starting the wave failed. Score one for the fans. And there wasn’t a beach ball to be seen. Instead, the 30,000 in the house, a number certainly diminished by the frustration of the just-ended road trip, were in tune with the action on the field from start to finish.
You should have heard the roar when Adam (Crusher) Everett smacked his home run off Ol’ Pontoon.
What you don’t know, until now, is what happened before the game that led up to the excitement.
Adam Everett had something to say late Monday afternoon, and that worried some of his teammates.
They’d heard him take all the blame for Sunday’s loss when he told the reporters who’d watched four-plus hours of mushy baseball in Kansas City and seen his horrific throwing error that let the Royals tie the score: “It cost us the game You can slice it and dice it any way you want it, it cost us the game. … I’ll take that one for the team, for sure.”
Adam cleared his throat; Nick Punto tried to cut him off.
“C’mon Crusher,” Punto said. “You weren’t the only one who messed up Sunday. Look at Kubel and Gomez and Delmon. They went 0-for-11….”
Kubel shot Punto a look. “…and I didn’t do so good myself,” Punto finished softly.
Gardy walked by and looked a bit nervous too, wondering what more Everett might have to say. He wondered if he should be putting in a call to the team therapists, Dr. Gladden and Dr. Morris, for a little group session before sending the guys out to play the Yankees.
But Adam Everett put one finger to his lips, signaling for them to shush, and held two more to an ear, signaling for them to listen.
“Fellas,” Adam Everett said before going out to play the Yankees, “you guys should jump on my back tonight. I’m going to carry us.”
A roar went up in the clubhouse. Boof Bonser and Brian Bass looked up from their fantasy football draft preparation and slapped fives high and low, missing high. Dennys Reyes put down the Team USA Olympics swimsuit catalog he was preparing to order from. Joe Mauer thought back to his childhood and tried to remember where he’d heard those words.
Meanwhile, Adam Everett snt a txt 2 54729 (KIRBY) and nervously tapped: “did it. hope it workz.”
And then the boys took the field. Glen (New Pappy) Perkins made them skittish by giving up two singles in the first and then putting Yankees on first and third with none out in the second. But he escaped both times.
In the bottom of the second, with Crusher’s pre-game words buzzing in his head, Brian Buscher worked a two-out walk.
And then Adam Everett strode to the plate.
There were balls and strikes until the count went full and then, with a mighty whack, the Crusher struck. His fly ball sent the Yankees’ left fielder back to the wall. Not knowing of Everett’s proclamation, Justin Christian was playing Everett like he would a light-hitting shortstop.
Christian kept going back, the ball kept going. Christian reached the wall and reached up, the ball reached the first row of seats.
Twins 2, Yankees 0. There would be no givebacks on this night. Only ground balls, whiffs and the occasional fly ball to Gomez or Span. Perkins went eight scoreless. It would end Twins 4, Yankees 0. Joe Nathan, whom Everett helped to deprive of a save chance on Sunday, finished off the Yankees in the ninth by striking out Abreu, A-Rod and A New Guy Named NagyNady. The Twins would again end the night in first place.
The Crusher who channeled a legend bumped fists and did all the victory rituals that he couldn’t do during his lost months on the disabled list.
If you listened closely, you could hear the late Jack Buck talking to the people who had left 16,000 or so Metrodome seats empty:
“And we’ll see you tomorrow night.”
