I finally caught up with Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune, a fantastic game for the PlayStation 3. It’s also one of the best-reviewed titles, currently among the top 10 of Metacritic’s All-Time High Scores for the PS3. That doesn’t mean it’s perfect. Every game has flaws, but maybe these few recent examples stand out so much because the overall games are so consistently top-notch.
Warning: There are major spoilers ahead. Go play a classic video game at the Midway Arcade if you don’t want the endings ruined.
Uncharted: This highly cinematic title takes players on a rip-roaring romp to find the fabled El Dorado. The lead
character, Nathan Drake, a descendant of explorer Sir Francis Drake, uses two main skills to drive the adventure: super-human agility to leap across chasms and swing from ledges, and fantastic marksmanship with an arsenal of weapons to shoot every bad guy in sight (pictured). Although there is some stealth and occasional hand-to-hand combat (usually when you run out of ammo), Uncharted is basically a shooter. So how do you dispatch the ultimate bad guy in the game’s final interactive sequence? You punch him a few times. Not only that, but they are choreographed moves, with the player pressing the buttons in response to onscreen prompts. Really.
Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots: All of the glowing reviews for Snake’s final outing have praised the game for being “just like playing a movie.” Yes, but it’s a lame movie, with ridiculous plot machinations and monotone dialogue. I laughed aloud when I heard the back story of Laughing Octopus, a sinister adversary with a tentacled armor suit — until you find out that she became that way after a “cult of crazies who for some reason hate(d)” her Scandinavian village “with a passion” attacked the seaside community. The attackers forced her to laugh while making her execute and torture everyone else in the village, “one of the few places in Europe where they ate octopus customarily.” As the blood flowed, it turned black, like octopus ink. She went crazy from the experience and never stopped laughing — even though she was really scared, not amused — eventually becoming Laughing Octopus. That has to be one of the worst origination stories ever. Ever.
Halo 3: Here is the final entry in one of the most heralded shooters in the history of video games. To get through each level, you shoot, shoot, shoot. Next level — shoot, shoot, shoot. Level after that — shoot, shoot, shoot. Every now and then, you have to operate a vehicle, which just serves as a vivid reminder of what a great shooter Halo 3 is, because the controls for the vehicles are horrible. So what do you have to do in the climactic interactive sequence of the game to get to the long-awaited ending(?) of Master Chief’s adventure? Drive, drive , drive — and it’s a Warthog, one of the worst-designed vehicles in the game. Ugh.
I was going to lambaste the boring bowling game in Grand Theft Auto IV, but — unlike the above examples — you can choose not to play it.
Now, these are all highly rated, popular games for a reason: They deserve to be, and I do love them overall. So these are just nits in the big picture. Except for Laughing Octopus …