Web pick: Priceless Pep Talks
You might be sick and tired of Peyton Manning by now. The Indianapolis Colts quarterback seems to be in yet another TV commercial during every program break, and, of course, he was in the NFL’s overhyped “game of the century” Sunday against the New England Patriots. But an online extension of one of Manning’s many TV endorsements — this one for a major credit card — actually is a lot of fun and worth sharing.
Peyton Manning delivers a pep talk.
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Called Priceless Pep Talks, the online feature allows you to get “personalized” video tips from Manning on dealing with life’s doldrums. Another year older? Get a birthday cake that looks like a football field. (”The endzone’s the best part.”) Can’t stop eating? Spend some time with defensive linemen. (”Next to them, everybody looks tiny.”) Dumped again? Get back into the dating game. (”There’s no riding the pine in the game of love.”) There are 10 pep talks in all.
But the really fun part is that Manning will reasonably garble your name at the beginning of each 20-second video clip. Just choose your moniker from a lengthy list. If your name isn’t offered, you can pick from generic aliases such as “compadre,” “dude” and “lady.” You can even send personalized pep talks to your friends by email or as a video to their phone.
I’d like to send Manning a pep talk. Unfortunately, there isn’t one for losing the big game.
